For some time now, I've been engaged in a one-sided\ battle of wits with a few of my co-workers over the current political situation vis-a-vis Romney vs. Obama.
It's been an uphill battle. For me. For one thing, these people devoutly believe every Republican candidate pisses lemonade. For another, they all firmly believe that Obama is a criminal Socialist who is leading this country to ruin.
And finally, I am firmly engaged in this particular battle of wits against unarmed enemies. There is no more dangerous opponent to face.
There's an old saying: Never wrestle with a pig: You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it. Another old saying is that you should never argue with an idiot, because they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
So I try not to engage them whenever possible.
But yesterday I heard them talking about Romney Todd, the demon barber of Cranbrook Academy. And they were wondering why anyone should care about what Romney Todd did when he was 14.
I proceeded to remind them how many Fox News talking heads exploded when it was revealed that Obama attended elementary schools in Indonesia when he was six. By my math, that's about 8 years younger than Romney Todd was when he attacked a young man for being different.
They had no retort for this.
You learn to savor the small victories when they happen.
Meanwhile, I will continue to refer to the presumptive Repuglican nominne as Romney Todd, the Demon Barber of Massatwocuts. Heh.
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Saturday, May 12, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
Brita's Claims
A commercial for Brita brand water filters claims that last year (2011, presumably), Americans consumed enough bottled water to encircle the Earth 190 times. It also claims that their filters remove 300 bottles per person from that statistic every year.
Let's do some math.
The circumfrence of the Earth is about 24,900 miles at the equator, give or take a few miles.
1 mile = 5280 feet.
That makes the circumfrence of the earth 131,472,000 feet.
That figure x 190 is 24,979,680,000. Yes, that's nearly 25 billion feet! Multiplied by 12 that is 299,756,160,000. That's nearly 300 billion inches!!!
The average (plastic) bottle of water (500 mL is the standard size) is about 7-8 inches long. Let's be generous and call it 8 inches. In order to reach that figure of encircling the Earth 190 times, Americans alone would have to consume 37,469,520,000. That's over 10.2 million bottles of water every day.
That means every man, woman, and child in the U.S. would have to have consumed almost 125 bottles of water per year. Somewhat less than those 300 bottles the commercial claims. A company exagerrates its claims. I'm shocked. Shocked, I say.
These are my calculations. If anyone finds a problem with them, let me know.
Meanwhile, I do my part by using a tap water filter and reusable metal water bottles.
Let's do some math.
The circumfrence of the Earth is about 24,900 miles at the equator, give or take a few miles.
1 mile = 5280 feet.
That makes the circumfrence of the earth 131,472,000 feet.
That figure x 190 is 24,979,680,000. Yes, that's nearly 25 billion feet! Multiplied by 12 that is 299,756,160,000. That's nearly 300 billion inches!!!
The average (plastic) bottle of water (500 mL is the standard size) is about 7-8 inches long. Let's be generous and call it 8 inches. In order to reach that figure of encircling the Earth 190 times, Americans alone would have to consume 37,469,520,000. That's over 10.2 million bottles of water every day.
That means every man, woman, and child in the U.S. would have to have consumed almost 125 bottles of water per year. Somewhat less than those 300 bottles the commercial claims. A company exagerrates its claims. I'm shocked. Shocked, I say.
These are my calculations. If anyone finds a problem with them, let me know.
Meanwhile, I do my part by using a tap water filter and reusable metal water bottles.
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Movie Review: The Avengers
Movie Review: The Avengers
My Rating: 4.5 out of 5
Starring:
Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark/Iron Man
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers/Capt. America
Scarlett Johannson as Black Widow
Samuel L. Jackson as Samuel L. Jackson with an Eyepatch
(And many others)
It’s been a while since I posted one of these. Back when I
went down this path, I swore to myself I would only review those movies I
really liked, or perhaps those movies that possessed such a high degree of SUCK
that I needed to do everything in my part to ensure they were seen by as few
folks as possible.
Fortunately, this movie falls into the first category. And
how.
As the movie begins, the fictional Superspy agency known as
S.H.I.E.L.D. (Look it up yourself—I ain’t your damn search engine!) has been
studying, mostly without success, a mystical object called the Tesseract (which
moviegoers were first introduced to in last year’s Captain America), a source of seemingly boundless, other-worldly
energy that promises to solve the world’s energy problems, but also can be very
dangerous. This last point is brought home quickly, as the Tesseract suddenly
brings to earth the fallen Norse God Loki (Tom Hiddleston), last seen
plummeting into the cosmic void in last year’s Thor. Loki, banished from Asgaard for trying to kill his brother
and usurp his father’s throne (and for generally being a dick), is in search of
a new world to rule. And he has decided Earth will be that world, with the help
of an alien army known as the Chitauri, which he plans to bring to Earth using
the Tesseract.
Long story short, Loki steals the Tesseract, corrupts some
S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, and escapes with it, leaving behind nothing but a giant
crater in the Southwest desert and a very pissed off Colonel Nick Fury (Jackson). Fury, realizing
Earth’s military forces have no chance against Loki and his army, recruits a team of superheroes,
many of whom we have already met in four previous movies. The idea is that this
team, which includes Loki’s brother Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Captain America,
Iron Man, Black Widow, and Dr. David Banner (Mark Ruffalo)—a.k.a. The Hulk—will
be able to battle Loki and his minions on a more level playing field.
Of course, problems ensue when the team members actually
meet each other, as each of them discovers that not only do some of the members
have their own personal demons and agendas, but that the S.H.I.E.L.D. council
itself is pursuing its own nefarious goals. Added into this volatile mixture is
Loki, who has allowed himself to be captured by the team, and is also working
to undermine the team by playing them off of each other with his own brand of
mind games.
This is, by my count, the fifth movie in Marvel’s “Avengers”
series, and believe me, it was well worth the wait. Marvel studios did two
things right for this movie. First, they hired Joss Whedon to both write and
direct. For those of you unfamiliar with his work, he created the TV series
“Buffy the Vampire Slayer”, as well as its spinoff series “Angel”. To give you
an example of how talented a writer he is, he once received an Emmy nomination for
writing an episode of “Buffy” wherein not one of the main characters had a
single line of dialogue for nearly 30 minutes.
The writing in this movie reflects his skill as well, with
dozens of witty one-liners and numerous hilarious sight gags. There are poignant
moments as well. In fact, one of the best moments comes as Loki is forcing a
large crowd in Germany
to kneel before him as he belittles them. One older man, however, refuses to
kneel, saying he will never kneel to a man like Loki. Loki chides him, stating,
“There are no men like me.” The elderly man responds, “There are ALWAYS men
like you!”
The second thing they did right was focus on the characters instead of the special effects. This movie’s strength is not its special effects, or its star power--although both serve to compliment the movie well instead of taking it over. The writing and direction of Whedon, and the chemistry of the actors involved, combine to create a greatly entertaining movie. Nearly the entire middle third of the movie is devoted to the exploration of the developing relationship between the protagonists and the way that they slowly learn to work together as a team. Such a dialogue-heavy section can easily bog down a movie mid-stream (Tron: Legacy, I’m looking in your direction!) but the sharp banter between the characters keeps the movie humming along.
The second thing they did right was focus on the characters instead of the special effects. This movie’s strength is not its special effects, or its star power--although both serve to compliment the movie well instead of taking it over. The writing and direction of Whedon, and the chemistry of the actors involved, combine to create a greatly entertaining movie. Nearly the entire middle third of the movie is devoted to the exploration of the developing relationship between the protagonists and the way that they slowly learn to work together as a team. Such a dialogue-heavy section can easily bog down a movie mid-stream (Tron: Legacy, I’m looking in your direction!) but the sharp banter between the characters keeps the movie humming along.
It’s not without a few flaws, of course, which is why I
can’t give it a full 5. My biggest problem is Iron Man, for the same reason I've had a problem with the previous Iron Man movies. I
mean, yes, his armor is super strong, and nearly impervious to external attacks,
but unless it has some kind of space-age microscopic super shock-absorbent air bag system inside what
appears to be a fairly form-fitting suit, I don’t know how the man inside
survives the shock of the impacts he suffers (can anyone say “blunt-force trauma”?)
Also, the character of Hawkeye is somewhat weak. I mean, the
Earth is being invaded by an enormous alien army, and his solution is—to shoot
at them with a bow and arrow. Yes, they are explosive-tipped arrows, but
seriously, my friend—there’s a reason the Indians lost. Also, the character
spends almost 3/4ths of the movie under Loki’s mind control, and has little
screen time.
But those are minor flaws. The final climactic battle scene
is spectacular without being overwhelmed by CGI, and it the characters manage
to battle while effortlessly tossing off one-liners which had the audience alternately cheering and
roaring with laughter. And at the end, the audience stood up and applauded.
That’s when you know people enjoyed themselves.
I look forward to the sequel, especially if they get Whedon
to do a repeat performance.
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