Tuesday, March 29, 2005

The Breakfast Sandwich from Hell

Holy Crap!

Burger King has introduced a new breakfast sandwich called "The Enormous Omelet Sandwich".

This sucker has:

two eggs
sausage
three strips of bacon
two slices of melted cheese

And, of course, it's all on a bun.

It also has, apparently, 730 calories and 47 grams of fat.

That's not a typo--730 calories and 47 grams of fat!!!

By comparison, McDonalds' Egg McMuffin has 290 calories and 12 grams of fat. For those of you too lazy to do the math, that means one of these sandwiches is equal to eating three Egg McMuffins.

Holy shit! Holy, holy, HOLY shit!!!

I'm curious as to exactly who BK is targeting with this sandwich. I mean, eating one of these sandwiches is equal to eating about three full-sized breakfasts. Imagine if you ate one of these honkers every day. After about a month, you'd probably be the size of an M1 tank.

This should raise concern in everyone's mind. I mean, every day in this country roughly 2000 people die from heart disease. And a substantial number of those deaths result from being overweight.

So the last thing this country needs is another way to get fat!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

From the looks of that creepy guy with the "king" mask staring in the window while holding this sandwich, you'd think anyone in their right mind would be afraid to buy it for fear he'd start peeping in their window!