My Sad, Sad Life

Saturday night I attended my sister's surprise 40th birthday party.

It was organized by her husband, and boy was she surprised (and probably slightly homicidal--it's a good thing there were lots of people there or there might have been violence!)

Anyway, it was mostly a bunch of people I didn't know standing around eating, drinking, and talking. Nonstop. For four hours. And, since I had to drive home afterwards, my drinking was limited to a few beers. I have never been so bored in my life.

But that's not the worst part.

No, the worst part is that it was the most social interaction I've had in weeks.

I have no life.

Sob.