Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Big, Fat, F###ING DEAL!!!

So. Britney Spears had her baby.

Words cannot begin to describe how little I care about this. You should consider yourselves lucky I even added a link to the story.

With everything that's going on in the world today, the importance of this event doesn't even begin to compare.

Imagine standing at the base of the Empire State Building. At the top is the most important news story of the day. Now, get a jackhammer. Start digging. Keep digging until you are as far below ground as the top of the ESB is above it. Now imagine there was nothing but clear glass below you. You STILL wouldn't be able to see how far you'd have to dig before you reached the importance of the Britney Spears baby story.

Huh. I guess maybe words can describe how little I care about this story.

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