State of the Onion

I'm going to blog the SOTU for a little while. Expect some snarky comments.

9:10 p.m.: Doesn't Laura Bush look a lot like a cymbal-playing monkey

2:25 minutes in: First use of the word "freedom"

3:31 seconds in: THERE IT IS! THE first mention of 9/11

4:00 in: Another Freedom!

4:22 in: Another FReedom!

4:50: FREEDOM!

5:59: Applause break

7:15: No retreat. No Surrender. Wasn't that the theme song of the Kerry campaign?!

More later!