So. I had my PAPS sleep study last night.
This machine is weird. They strap a mask to your nose, then turn it on. The machine then blows air into your nose and down your throat. If you open your mouth, air comes out. Add some vodka and a lighter and you got yourself a fire breathing machine.
OK, getting over how weird the machine feels, I was still wired up with 20 wires on my head and body. I was still sleeping on a rock-hard bed. I still got very little sleep.
To top it off, I think it made me sick! I've got such bad stomach cramps I had to skip work today.
All my problems, of course, could be solved with diet and excercise...
Screw that! Just gimme a pill!
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